When Life gives you Lemons.....

Woke up feeling tightness and pain in my chest. Holding on and trying to keep my spirits up. Sometimes I am not sure whether to call it good news or bad news, but I got a message from my doctor that I don't have an appointment with the Oncologist yet but he was sure it would be next week. Now, let me not dwell on this aspect because it is beyond my control. I am taking it easy today and just resting to take care of this pain in my chest. Someone asked me today, what do you do when life hands you lemons? And I thought, whoever said make lemonade is sure crazy because if you don't have sugar that lemonade will suck! Then I remembered reading this interesting stuff about lemons and life somewhere:


1.When life gives you lemons, say: “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!”
2.When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere
3.When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
4.When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
5.When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it
6.When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party
7.When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!
8.When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons
9.When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay
10.When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away
11.When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
12.When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt



So, people, make your pick and put your number in the comments maybe I may follow your advise because so far, really, am not sure what to do? Am thinking maybe I should be grateful for these damn lemons and share them with others.